Beauty is in the Eye of the Burger-Holder

Mini Burger - New York, NY
Seeing as my previous post told of my slider success, I thought I should follow up with a slider failure. Though I have to say, I never look forward to writing such sad reviews (especially ones where the burger’s beauty far outshines its inner beauty). I won’t go into too much detail on this one, just promise to trust me and not fall in love with the deliciousness that this burger appears to represent. First off, I ordered 8 sliders with a side of tots. Two hours later the burgers finally arrived, minus the tots. Second, the bun was leaning towards the stale side. Third, and most importantly, the meat was as dry as dry could be. I have to say, it was one of the saddest moments of my life. No joke. I considered passing on this review seeing as Mini Burger no longer exists; however, I hope that my insight may shed some light on what led to their demise. I can only pray that I will never encounter a burger of this quality again.
Rating: 1 out of 5 pickles